Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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