he shaved USA in his pubs
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
