id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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