Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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