You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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