well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
P.S. I can't hear my feet
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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