On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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