please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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