Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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