Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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