I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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