So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You can't special order awesome
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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