everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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