dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
