You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I think my moral compass just broke
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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