If i come over, it means nothing
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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