I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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