you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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