It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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