It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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