D3 body, D1 cock
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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