: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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