sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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