And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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