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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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