My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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