Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
being pregnant is like rehab
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
tell me about the fingering
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