have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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