it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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