hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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