She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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