whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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