That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i believe in u and ur pee
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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