his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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