You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
