The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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