Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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