My hair reeks of homosexuality.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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