I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
