You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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