im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So much rum. So many feels.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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