Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Randomize
