That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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