exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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