Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
