I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
