If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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