but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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