how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Where is the hickey?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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