How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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