he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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