Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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