talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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