Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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