C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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